October 2008 Additions

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	10/27
	Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" Tidbits from someone who watches a bit too much TV A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask... How to tell if the company you were with for so many years is going broke Typical Male Driver
	10/24
	2008 Darwin Award Nominee Since we're in the middle of the presidential campaign... Some signs that the church choir you are going to direct is not so good On television today, one of Obama's handlers pointed out ... Mental Health Break Mass Migration of Stingrays
	10/22
	Why Hockey is the Best Fighting Sport Signs you spend too much time with your e-mail Just a line to say I'm living, That I'm not among the dead Recent Quips from Late Night There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas There was this guy who fell from an airplane and landed in a strange place Obama - Palin 'Dancing with the Stars' Tryout
	10/20
	Wifely quotes - collected over the years For Trade: One 16 year old who knows everything Air Gigantica Airlines Announces Fee Changes Answers to questions provided by kids A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe Um ... that my I-pod Hangover Finalist...
	10/15
	A Day In The Life Of A Blond BMW Driver A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce... Recent Quips from late night Bother Your Banker At a recent software engineering management course in the US... Dogs and People If you hate your job, then think again...
	10/10
	Signs your Bank is On Shaky Grounds... A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear 12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers... Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days Bad Timing ... Sarah Palin Debate Chart
	10/8
	There are the unavoidable laws of the natural universe... It's not all checking hunting and fishing licenses Recent Quips from late night Just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year Air Travel Today Halloween Is Going to Scary this Year !!
	10/6
	After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame... Notes About Wisconsin In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was... Prince Charles decided to take up jogging Trouble just seems to follow some people! video1, video 2, video 3, video 4 Being in the right place at the right time photos
	10/3
	The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson... Three guys are golfing with the club pro The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday How to tell if your new job is too far to travel to A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven If I go to prison, I want him as my cellmate The Treasury Department put out a new dollar bill this morning
	10/1
	After my wonderful vacation in Bali, I boarded my flight back to New York ... A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date Recent Quips from Late Night A group of refugees from Somalia arrive in Australia... While suturing a cut on the hand of a Texas rancher... Toys R Us India Style Wedding Invitation ...

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