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A man had 50 yard line tickets
for the Super Bowl...
As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is
empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who
in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super
Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs
to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away.
This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we
got married in 1987."
"Oh .... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
terrible! But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or
relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all
at the funeral."
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, PA
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Proudly showing off his new
apartment to a couple of his friends late one night...
...the drunk led the way to
his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of
the guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock"
the drunk replied.
A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his
astonished friend.
"Yup" replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the second guest asked,
squinting at it.
"Watch" the man said. He picked up a
hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for
a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the
wall screamed, " For Christ sake, it's ten past three in the
morning!"
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Did they mean to do that?
Take 2.
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