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	3/31
	A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant A US Navy cruiser anchored in the Mississippi for a week's shore leave What Car Company Names Really Mean Warmth of a Horse The Ultimate DWI stop Why dad's don't get to pick their kids tee-shirts ...
	3/29
	An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American were all captured by a group of cannibals Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 3 On the 6th day, God created men and women. On the 7th day, he rested A professor was trying to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with time Trunk Monkey - take 4
	3/24
	A big corporation recently hired several cannibals Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award "Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman wanted to go to the Olympics ... Friendship Prayer
	3/22
	Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 2 We have all been asked how many people of various kinds does it take to change a light bulb Trunk Monkey - take 3 Hunting With Dick Chaney - take 3
	3/19
	I lost my best friend today ...
	3/17
	A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road side damage ... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin ... Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night ... An Irishman walks into the local pub, orders three pints of Guinness ... An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman applied for a laboratory assistant Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door Irish Day Care Trunk Monkey - Take 2
	3/15
	In an effort to help outsiders understand the rural Midwesterner's mind ... Recent Quips from Late Night The Conservationist A wife was rather taken by cars ... Hunting With Dick Chaney - take 2
	3/13
	Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal ... Murphy's Laws et. al. American-Australian Relations Hunting With Dick Chaney - take 1
	3/10
	An itinerant preached of the hellfire and damnation variety accosted ... The stewards at an outback racetrack had long suspected ... Before deploying to Iraq the troops of the 48th Brigade Combat Team... A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store Trunk Monkey - take 1 They finally found Popeye's Mom!
	3/8
	On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman ... 21st Century Sayings Take 3 In a recent survey to a gathered audience, the question was asked... George Constanz'a Words of Wisdom
	3/6
	I am your dog, and I have a little something I'd like to whisper in your ear If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you ... Country Yarns ... true, of course Only in New York
	3/3
	A middle aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor told him ... More one line witticism on life Lost in translation How Many Church Members Does it Take to Change A Light Bulb? Hispanic Shooting Range How to tell a looser ...
	3/1
	How to identify where a driver is from... You Might Be A Horse Person If... A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Another Tech Support call from hell ... How Microsoft Tech Support really works

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