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My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in January, 2005

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	Christian one-liners ... A man goes to see his doctor ... A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office ... Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits ...
	1/24
	For those who never saw the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in their history ... Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year ... An man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard .. Technology for county folk ...
	1/21
	A Irishman entered a restaurant one afternoon ... A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway ... A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends ..
	1/19
	A baby hippopotamus, swept into the sea by the tsunami is finally coming out of his shell ... History Exam for Seniors ... My wife and I have now divorced and in the divorce settlement ...
	1/12
	The definitive field guide to being a guy An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe ... An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says ... New Hallmark Greeting cards ... take 1
	1/10
	A devoted wife was taking care of her husband ... Things Said in 1959 ... An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted. A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
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	Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other ... A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. More insights on life from celebrities Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided he really needed a new robe. Last pictures ever taken by the photographer ... Take 4
	1/5
	Forrest Gump Goes to Heaven ... Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. The Positive Side of Life Last pictures ever taken by the photographer ... Take 3
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	A priest & a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other Mattel has recently announced the release of the Limited-Edition Barbies A priest stops a woman after Mass and says "Hi Mrs. Smith ... Last pictures ever taken by the photographer ... Take 2

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